New Doctor
A woman went to the doctor's office. Where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?
The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?
Santa in Train
Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket.
Santa politely asked, "Which one should I show, the one in my right pocket or the one in my left pocket?"
The T.C. was taken aback. He then said, "Show me the ticket in your right pocket."
Santa promptly showed the ticket. It was perfectly in order. The T.C. then asked for the reason for buying two tickets.
Santa explained, "If someone picks one pocket then I have the other ticket left."
The T.C. asked again, "Suppose someone picks both your pockets, what happens?"
Santa said with a smile, "I have a concessional monthly pass also."
Santa politely asked, "Which one should I show, the one in my right pocket or the one in my left pocket?"
The T.C. was taken aback. He then said, "Show me the ticket in your right pocket."
Santa promptly showed the ticket. It was perfectly in order. The T.C. then asked for the reason for buying two tickets.
Santa explained, "If someone picks one pocket then I have the other ticket left."
The T.C. asked again, "Suppose someone picks both your pockets, what happens?"
Santa said with a smile, "I have a concessional monthly pass also."
BanTrain on platform!
ta is standing on platform no.1 waiting for the punjab mail to arrive. There is an announcement "Passengers to note.. Train no 234 dn Punjab mail from New Delhi will be arriving on `platform` no.1 shortly."
Hearing this Banta gets panicky..He immediately picked up his baggage, jumped on to the railway track and stood there..
Hearing this Banta gets panicky..He immediately picked up his baggage, jumped on to the railway track and stood there..
